So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen
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comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
If any of my followers are feeling like this, message me. We can talk :)
hello friends this is a symptom of depression.
accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: MURDER HOUSE, ASYLUM, COVEN, FREAK SHOW
booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS