CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
the most emotional post on tumblr
Michelle K., First Love. (via asimetricna-vagina)
Please do not change pronouns for your comfort.
Slippery dick is of least concern
call my nut a myth cause it’s about to get busted
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution